GRYFNDR

Weird title I know but wait till I explain a little later on.  So I actually thought I was gonna be extemely upset with my history teacher today seeing that we had a mid-term for it today and I really just can't stand the guy.  The class is Western Civilaztion, except he thinks its "Philosophy of the Catholic Religion". Everyday I sit in there and listen to him relate EVERYTHING to trees, and i mean EVERYTHING!  The very first day of class he asked us "how would you explain a tree to someone who has never seen one and has no previous knowledge of one?"  He then proceeded to answer himself by saying, "well, it's this tall thing with leaves and the trunk is covered with bark."  Hmm, I think I was the only one in the class to realize he's a complete idiot.  If no one knows what a tree is, they definitely have no clue what leaves or a trunk is, at least the trunk he was describing.  Let's pretend I didn't know what a tree was and I go based off his description... I'd have no idea what leaves are so I have no substitute for that, but as for the rest, I have a picture of just the trunk of a car somehow covered with a dog's bark however you want to perceive that.  Yeah, what a great philosophy teacher he would make.  He also tries to crack jokes continuously. I've come to notice that this guy and girl who sit next to me wager everyday how many jokes he makes...today's bet was over or under 13, and suprisingly it was under.  I mean when Frannies are making fun of someone, you know it's bad.  Now on to the GRYFNDR...So I'm walking to my car, which is parked forever away cause I refuse to buy a parking pass (and I got 3 tickets in one week for parking too close without one), and I see "GRYFNDR" as someone's license plate tag, and just for the record, they were from Virginia, not that that matters.  I was loving this.  Tomorrow I'm going to tape a piece of cardboard over it that has SLYTHRN on it, I bet they'll love that :)